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City Demotivational Poster


TAGS: city folk no humor
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - October 19, 2012, 7:11 pm
Geez, sorry, Air…..did your pappy have an artist?
Airman - October 19, 2012, 6:02 pm
Wow.. that is the spitting image of my late father.. his beard was a tad shorter but that is him. 5 Airman is freaking out over here
GaryO - October 19, 2012, 4:36 pm
Thought ya might, you ol' fossil.....cheers
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 4:28 pm
Thanks GaryO Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L Turkeys.

NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.

TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by StringerB

karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!


TAGS: meanwhile back in the motor city
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 7:51 pm
5 Spanks. LMAO!!!
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
lol lol lol lol lol (that's 5)
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:36 pm
And here all this time all I thought they said was OMG! Daaaaad! You're embarrassing me! Meh, 5 oinks Bone!

TENACITY - If you get up one more time than you fall, you will make it through. -Chinese Proverb

HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!

TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by jalford

jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm


TAGS: puncity crankyhead
Rating: 4.45/5

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Zreiser - December 10, 2010, 5:04 pm


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.

PUBLICITY STUNT - Yeah, there are people who would be confused by this one ...

TAGS: publicity stunt people confused
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2012, 12:35 am
d***! They're all already taken!
motifayk - August 24, 2011, 4:55 am
Its rockin' out in the free air....
Budog - August 24, 2011, 4:23 am
Dude, where's my guitar ???

SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...

MONGOLIANS - Kiss your city walls goodbye

SIMPLICITY - All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Sir Winston Churchill


TAGS: simplicity life wine music happiness
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:37 pm
Mad dog and T-bird, companion pets till the end
angelous - November 1, 2010, 9:14 am
Very deep sir. 5L.

VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.

CROSSOVERS - I'll bet on the grim brooding one.


TAGS: lol guns murder beratta gun pistol simple simplicity
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by tyler mc

Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
A .45 Long colt? That is your carry? May I ask what that ammo is in?
TheReverend - July 10, 2009, 4:49 pm
45 LC. Personally my choice for carry. A bit heavy but it stops 'em cold.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:01 am
I will not rate this one. It is a gun poster, thus I feel it s/b 5/5. However, a Beretta 90's series? Really? That s/b a 1/5. Should have been a Sig, HK, or at the very least a Glock. 9mm aren't as deadly as a .44 or even a .357.


REDNECK SIMPLICITY - Oh I just live in a little place out behind the business


SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."

HEAVEN? - Not today


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.

TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?

Longcat -

TAGS: rampage city lol funny attack
Rating: 3.17/5

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PHALE - August 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
jesus christ dude. enough with the d*** long cat already :O

CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage trailer park chu city
Rating: 1.7/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

The HOOF - September 12, 2009, 6:58 am
He has no bullets in that rifle.
Agent K - August 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
yeah most likely Iraq...possibly Afghanistan or Kyrgyzstan but I'd bet on Iraq.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:16 pm
unless it's in some faggy country like england where guns are illegal.
T. - August 16, 2009, 9:12 pm
Looks like it's in Iraq. Army PX flip flops, uniform looking trailers, the M4 looks fairly standard, tree's look like iraq trees I'd guess a small fob north of bagdad.
KDP3 - August 15, 2009, 11:01 pm
only one gun nut? I disagree

T E N A C I T Y - It's extremely hard to conceal that you're innapropriate

(O: -

Longcat -

TAGS: rampaging city funny lol meow attack cute
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 1:36 am
Anyway, thanks for pointing that out Drenix. At least you are not like the other guy who just comment without the reason..
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 1:30 am
damm, didn't see that coming...
Drenix - December 22, 2008, 12:58 pm
Same lines, diferent/repeated posters = Not funny, as you flood motifake with them and then, they lose any chance of being funny.
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 6:33 pm
really? then tell me why none of them are any good, I wouldn't bite..
Scorpio7 - December 15, 2008, 12:10 pm
There sure are a lot of LONGCAT posters, all of a sudden, and none of them are any good.

Longcat -

SEX IN THE HOOD - If Kelsey Grammer was the creator of Sex in The City

SEQUELS - Sex in the City 28

TAGS: *** city sequel sequels
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:19 pm
All strangely single in the retirement home

INNOVATION - Sometimes an Innovation Can Benefit Society, Others Give Other Societies a Reason to Ridicule us.

TAGS: alcohol electricity stupidity beer white trash
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Elwood - November 18, 2008, 8:56 pm
George is right. Those dudes are in no danger, whatsoever.
George - April 6, 2008, 4:25 pm
This one always pisses me off, if it hit the water it would blow the breaker. Its not dangerous.

A vision -

TAGS: future world city planning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:25 pm
Hallucinations almost require funding these days 5L.


SEX AND THE CITY 3 - Carrie hits menopause

TAGS: *** and the city
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:00 pm
Lol 5L!
spypengen - August 13, 2012, 2:27 pm
I think she has a fake eye
steve1961 - August 12, 2012, 2:34 pm
She looks upset. I think she's lost a contact lens...
vilnius - August 12, 2012, 11:16 am
no, that's just without makeup
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:13 am
After becoming a meth head, apparently

Dragons -

POOPER SCOOPER - City ordnance 435b.1.(c) requires that you clean up after your T-Rex.

Longcat -

TAGS: rampage city lol funny attack
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

Robert - September 24, 2009, 2:10 am
Reminds me of Monty Python... ... Thats the WTC, isn't it?

Longcat -

Epic city -

TAGS: city ph**oshoped reality awesome wonder icon world tower building wow exist
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Is this from a movie?

FIRST RESPONDER - Well, You don't eexpect us, to respond on an EMPTY STOMACHE Do YOU!

TAGS: new york city police department fire department ems paramedics
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 11:11 am
FDNY deserves a rest (and a snack) anytime they want.


TAGS: old days life past simplicity
Rating: 4.59/5

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spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:45 pm
Very nice.
BoneCD - July 25, 2010, 9:08 am
I would call that a vengeful person. My wife is like that...she just stores stuff away in the back of her mind until opportunity knocks and BANG!

TORNADOS - Great for the news, bad for the trailer homes.

TAGS: i think i am peeing electricity nope got the clap
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:49 pm
The smell of first-cousin *** is like a magnet to tornadoes.


TAGS: vt terminal velocity m mass of the falling object g acceleration due to gravity cd drag coefficient density of the fluid through which the object is falling and a projected area of the object
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Derek - November 30, 2009, 2:26 am
...with the small proviso that one has a particular type of vehicle

Longcat -


TAGS: simplicity
Rating: 2.11/5

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XD - November 1, 2009, 9:21 pm
5.....it's basic math
moooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:11 am
Now you're just blatantly stealing.

Make A Wish -

TAGS: reciprocity law calendar yawns misunderstood
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - January 25, 2014, 5:13 am
Be careful with that thing - don't cut yerselves!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:05 pm
Your imagination is limitless....LIMITLESS!!!! (the proof is in the amsome wedding gift you sent us)
Greeny - January 24, 2014, 8:22 pm
Just used my imagination, hopefully not all of it though
spacedog - January 24, 2014, 7:15 pm
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:36 pm
Greeny, a nice long 5L yawn. But thanks for the nice bod!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:35 pm
Your body...I thought it was Jasmine from Aladdin! Now I gotta rethink all my plans for this weekend.
lgvernon - January 24, 2014, 12:54 pm

OK, how'd you get Prissy's head on my body?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:52 am
Oh sure, now the melon is an artist….a really phooking good technical artist. Greeny, ‘tween you and space, well, we’re gonna need a Louvre section.

institutionalized -

TAGS: institutionalized city
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 20, 2013, 10:25 am
chickenlittle - October 20, 2013, 10:11 am
Thanks rerum! :)
rerun - October 20, 2013, 8:51 am



Bizarre Trivia -

TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.

Afraid of the Lights -

TAGS: afraid dark electricity afraid lights
Rating: 4.93/5

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MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:54 pm
I'm afraid of h**-water, lights just paint the ceiling glossy white

A Star Is Born -

none shall pass -

remake -

TAGS: star wars stormtroopers sin city the spirit frank miller robert rodriguez quentin tarantino
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:44 pm
In fact, you have inspired me to go further with this. Bwahahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:42 pm
Haven't yet, but will. Thanks :-)
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:41 pm
Crotchety...if ya haven't already this has to be shared at remake!
Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:04 pm
Oh, I don't know...there is something appealing about the idea of Darth Mickey...

MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery

TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Chef

LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.

I Have An Idea ! -

TAGS: electricity 1920 first time russians
Rating: 4.31/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:28 pm
And exactly what is it that you believe Silvie...I suggest you think carefully if you reply...thanks for the 5L's hun.
Silverheart - May 24, 2013, 12:06 pm

I believe it. 5 newly illuminated Lions.



TAGS: baywatch atlantic city
Rating: 4.26/5

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spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:59 am
Here I thought MO was cleaning up the gulf, when he's really in hollywood.


TWEETY - He likes to play godzilla A LOT

CITY OF CULVER CITY - My taxes paid for that extra 'city'

HELP FOR HAITI - CUBBY thanx for pinching and doing your part.

DIRECTIONS - Excuse me, could you help us find the arch?


ACRE - Does it really exists?

TAGS: city acre brazil surreality
Rating: 2.67/5

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jonnyshadez - October 26, 2008, 7:39 pm

SEX IN THE CITY 2 - When fashion meets racism.


FREE TIME - He haz moar den u

TAGS: free time legos hand city sculpture lego guy
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sean - September 18, 2009, 12:33 am
Just gime me my fu*kk*in cheeseburger already. Gawd, you guys can be so tedious when cheeseburgers are not forthcoming.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, first... that style of verbiage is an intentional online slang... not to be confused with 3rd grade english skills. Secondly, kudos to Bart for liking it as a motifake and not a call to arms.
Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 10:20 pm
Its like those kitten posters that we find so very cute. Apparently, this fellow thought them literary triumphs and seeks to mimic their prose. ...I fear the feline menace has corrupted humanity...but this still gets a 5 out of 5.
Mat - September 17, 2009, 10:15 pm
Seriously... since when did we make the english language optional? Will if you are from a non-English speaking country I apologise, but if you reside in a country that does indeed speak English, I would seriously consider concentrating more when you talk
Woodywood03a - September 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
What the hell man!!! his spelling is badder then mines. and he gets air time.

CITY ROADKILL - Looks like I found myself a brand new hobby

ARROGANCE - Just because you're big, doesn't mean you're too big to fail.

TAGS: circuit city
Rating: 2.27/5

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Derek - November 3, 2009, 8:22 pm
..the harder you fail

NEW ORLEANS - The devil has all the best tunes and they are played in the Bayou

TAGS: great people great city
Rating: 2.25/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 7:40 pm
This isn't a Motifake or funny at all. Its not that I disagree, I just don't get it. How did this get past the "Not funny enough" filter?


REVENGE - Someone has said something you find objectionable. They are smarter than you, and they have a few highly rated posters. But you win... You give their posters one lion! Sucker!

TAGS: one lion owned fail reciprocity
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - July 16, 2009, 10:42 am
Who gave this more than a 1?!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:14 pm


TAGS: america s finest city san diego ca california
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by NiteStryker

NiteStryker - October 31, 2009, 11:36 am
New York aint got **** on SD, and its 500,000 for a rat hole because everybody wants to live here.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 1:01 am
So, it's the New York of the West coast?
motifake - October 28, 2009, 12:54 am

San Diego is awesome, if you want to live in a tiny rat hole for $500,000
Derek - October 28, 2009, 12:51 am
Sustainable, pollution-free, crime-free? Even close? I think not.

SPOOKY IN THE CITY - Podcast or cruel social experament?

TAGS: spookyinthecity4
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by Greggcarson

schlub - July 10, 2008, 3:44 am
Retarded spelling or just a retard? It's "experiment" BTW

Contempt -

TAGS: love hate eccentricity different self
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - February 21, 2016, 6:29 pm
Why thank you very much.
OldIrish - February 21, 2016, 12:42 pm
Very palpable ph**o/narrative combination. Up-ing it!

societal reinvention -

Darness -

TAGS: dark selfpity electricity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Silverheart - January 9, 2017, 11:11 pm

It is easier to lament the darkness than to pay utilities.
JesusWept - January 9, 2017, 10:35 am
concern3 - January 9, 2017, 9:05 am
Excellent, UP yours
JesusWept - January 9, 2017, 7:32 am
Thanks :)
Reality Lord - January 9, 2017, 7:22 am

awesome jw

Wordplay -

TAGS: cats fans cooling breeze electricity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - February 14, 2016, 9:35 pm
What do you know. We think alike. We must be twins!
Pushkin - February 14, 2016, 9:35 pm
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:27 am
As I was scrolling down, the cat fan began to emerge---- my thoughts exactly! ^ Push! hahahaha!
Rick69 - February 14, 2016, 6:10 am
Could be a better fit... Good poster, regardless.
Pushkin - February 13, 2016, 10:48 pm
I could have called it Envy.
Rick69 - February 13, 2016, 6:11 pm
I like the wordplay, but it doesn't suit being the title of the poster. Just detracts a bit from the punchline, as it were.

Cycles of Existence -

Freecycling -

Unskilled Labour -

Cataclysm -